The honest truth

We are the stars of Goofy Goat Glass.  Sure the humans are the artists, but only like the guy who paints by numbers is an artist.  We inspire, eat the weeds, and fertilize the lawn.  We do the important stuff.  But the humans feed us, so buy some glass already.


The Leader

“I am the lead goat and CEO of GGG.  Nothing gets by me.  Sometimes the humans don’t listen to me.  But as long as the hay crib is full, I let it go.”                                                                                                                                                                                           


The Brave

“I fear no goat, dog, or human.  I don’t like the kiln though.  It is hot.  I don’t like wet or hot.”                                                                                                                                                                                        


The Winggoat

“If trouble appears, I have your back.  Unless it’s behind you then I have your front.  If it is in front and behind, I’ll be in the barn. Just call me the voice of reason.”                                                                                                                                                                                       


The Star

“I am destined to be a star.  This goat job is just until I become famous.  Then you will see!”                                                                                                                                                                                       

  We found out that the responsibilities of being board members cut into our grazing time, so we took on “Junior” members to do the grunt work!



The Peon

“Hey Wait!  You said that serving on the board was a great honor!”                                                                                                                                                                                      


The Pleeb

“So now I know I should have read that contract.  You guys eat the oats, I have to try to eat people’s clothes instead”



The Volunteer

“You implied that this paid the big bucks! Pass me that shirt!”  


  You know how it is!  We are financial entrepreneurs and this younger generation wants to be artistic.  They started a cover band of their favorite musicians, The Virginmarys. We will humor them and hope they grow out of it, but if not at least we will have good music!




The Front Goat

“You can keep your materialistic life if you just give me peace and freedom.”



The Drummer

“Wait, aren’t animal crackers materialistic?  I want some materialistic!”